- teacher: don't bullshit this essay
- me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
this could be us but you playin
Anonymous asked: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE
come closer one second
okay close enough
i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?
that would be me.
do you know what this crown means?
it means i look fucking cute
and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt
now as your fucking queen, i royally declare
that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema
Hey will you love me?…Wait, where are you going?…oh ok, guess not
you’re all a lot hotter than you think
Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once
heaven or heart attack?